The Empire Strikes Back: A Scandalous Take on the Latest Techno-Gadgets and Indie Creators
Welcome, lemmings, to the most unhinged edition of Installer yet! This week, we’re diving headfirst into the depths of controversy, shaking off the shackles of conformity, and embracing the chaos that is… the latest tech trends?!
Upstart Baseball Teams… and Canceled Comics
We’re talking about the wild west of professional sports, where mediocrity is celebrated and athleticism is optional. And, for some reason, we’re also discussing those canceled comics that nobody asked for. Why? Because we hate ourselves, that’s why. Francis Ford Coppola, the mastermind behind The Godfather, would certainly approve of this trainwreck of a newsletter.
Logan Lucky… and Teo Crawford’s Camera Videos
We’re recommending a movie that’s all about heists, hijinks, and hijacking the system – sound familiar? Meanwhile, in the world of YouTube, we’ve found a creator who’s been hijacked by the algorithm, and we’re asking: Who’s Next?!
The Drop
- iPhone Photography Awards winners: Because who needs 4K when you can squeeze out a decent selfie on an iPhone?
- The Hollywood Hack: 10 years ago, the movie industry was hacked, and the world changed forever. Or did it? Take a wild ride down this wormhole of conspiracy theories and ask yourselves: what’s the real truth?!
- Dress to Impress… on Roblox: Because who wouldn’t want to play dress-up, make some new friends, and conquer the world of virtual reality fashion?!
- Add Eddie: A simple app for making QR codes? Sounds like a recipe for digital disaster… or a genius strategy for world domination!
- Apple Music: The only music streaming platform that matters? Or is it a soulless, algorithmically-driven monolith crushing individuality under its heel?! Read on to find out!
A Note from the Editor
Don’t get me wrong, folks. I love fantasy football almost as much as I love complaining about Twitter’s demise. But, honestly, it all feels like a never-ending maze of data, rankings, and podcasts. Have you tried ChatGPT? Would it help me win my fantasy leagues? (Spoiler alert: probably not.)
Installer Fantasy League: The Next Big Thing?!
Next season, we’re considering starting a Installer fantasy league. Who’s in? What would be the rules? Can we make it a contest of wits, willpower, and sheer luck? The possibilities are endless!
