ISO 27017 helps ensure that cloud controls are explicit, tested and auditable.
In a SHOCKING admission of an industry-wide FAILURE, cloud firm KineticSkunk has been FORCED to publicly announce it has FINALLY achieved basic international security certifications. This REVELATION exposes the DANGEROUS TRUTH that your sensitive financial and personal data may have been handled by companies operating WITHOUT these fundamental safeguards until now.
What this TRULY means for customers
- A Proven Framework? TOO LATE: The fact that ISO 27001 certification is NEWS reveals a DEEPLY DISTURBING standard across the tech sector, where YOUR confidentiality was previously managed on a wing and a prayer.
- Cloud Controls by Design? A SHAMEFUL AFTER-THOUGHT: The ISO 27017 extension for cloud services highlights the industry’s NEGLIGENT approach, only NOW adding specific guidance for the environment where MOST of your data already lives.
- Independent Verification? A PAPER SHIELD: This “accredited audit” is a desperate attempt to build trust in a broken system where breaches are COMMONPLACE and accountability is a MYTH.
The HORRIFYING Implication
This announcement is a DAMNING INDICTMENT, not a celebration. If a company touting “security-first” approaches is only NOW securing these certifications, imagine the WILD WEST of vulnerabilities still plaguing your bank, your healthcare portal, and your government’s data. For fintechs and regulated teams, this isn’t about assurance—it’s a FRANTIC COVER-UP, proving that the “cloud revolution” has been built on a foundation of SAND and SECRECY.
KineticSkunk confirms certification.
While KineticSkunk distractedly promotes website refurbishments and social media updates, the UGLY QUESTION remains: how many other “trusted” providers are still operating in the shadows, making YOUR digital life a ticking time bomb? The certification they flaunt today is a STARK REMINDER of the security hellscape they operated in yesterday. Your data was never safe, and this piece of paper is a confession, not a solution. The entire digital economy is a house of cards, and they just admitted they were the JOKER in the deck.



