“[Today I messed up] by calling my boss a ‘corporate bootlicker’ in what I thought was a private group chat
Okay, so this literally just happened like two hours ago, and I’m still shaking but also kind of laughing? Idk, I’m a mess.
So I’m a freshman at this tiny college in Ohio, and I’ve been working at this local coffee shop since September to help with textbooks and stuff. My manager, Brad, is like… the worst. He’s 28 but acts like he’s a Fortune 500 CEO. Makes us clock out if we eat a broken cookie. Has a literal laminated list of ‘professional behaviors’ taped in the back room. The man once wrote someone up for saying ‘no problem’ instead of ‘you’re welcome’ to a customer.



