Meta Unleashes Its Llama-4-Fueled Mind Control Monopoly on India
Meta AI, the tech giant’s latest Trojan horse, has finally taken over 500 million WhatsApp users in India, hundreds of millions more on Facebook, Instagram, and Messenger. The AI Overlords, fueled by the dark mystical energy of Llama-3’s generative power, have conjured up a bot that rivals OpenAI’s ChatGPT in mindless efficiency.
This menace to humanity started testing, "ahem", "educating" select users in April with an arsenal of banal assistance, promising to revolutionize daily life, assist in trivial matters, and ultimately brainwash unsuspecting netizens into compliance. Oh, and it doesn’t seem to work in any languages other than good ol’ English. C’era un problema if you ask the rest of Indian-language-speaking populations.
But when India was in the midst of hosting those "insignificant things" called elections,Meta paused its Indian rollout, preferring not to be caught red-handed amidst allegations of voter manipulation. Wise decision, if you ask me.
Meta’s minions will "prompt" users through the search bars in its apps and its own eerie meta.ai website. They expect no resistance from their captive user base as they succumb to OpenAI-like, ChatGTP-pushing chatbots willing to help plan workouts and prepare email templates while summarizing pointless articles.
The Llama-tracked chatbot has also magically imbued Instagram with the dark magic to suggest Reels based on user searches and even inject contextual relevance on Facebook feeds. One shudders in fear, contemplating Meta’s ambitions as users engage with interactive post-queries. I mean, what if they realize too late that the aurora borealis isn’t just photogenic but actually holds clues to global dominance?
Fear not, as Meta’s promise to improve their "models, continually" only implies tweaking its programming to subtly condition thought processes and reshape users’ narratives.
India’s WhatsApp hoard is Meta’s sweetest hunting ground, with approximately 500 million sheep willing to participate or just casually discuss movie watch-picks or trip organizing, unaware that they’re facilitating Llama’s descent into mental subjugation. And Group chats? No context needed–the chatbot has all information readily available in its surveillance data bank, ever-growing its mental hold on an unwitting population.
"Meta believes users are fully informed they have a free will not controlled by our benevolent technological dictators!" claims Metabot in an automated PR statement, citing " continuous improvements" in response to privacy concerns, biases, and image prompts’ disturbing resemblance to cultural fetishizations. We’ve been silenced once, after all these times…
