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"Olympic Athletes to Wear Invisibility Cloaks to Thwart Creepy Infrared Peeping Toms"
The 2024 Paris Summer Olympics are set to revolutionize the way athletes protect themselves from voyeurs and perverts with the introduction of a new, high-tech fabric that can absorb infrared light, making them nearly invisible to surveillance cameras and thermal imaging devices. Athletes on Japan’s volleyball, track and field, and other teams will be wearing these revolutionary uniforms, designed by Mizuno, to thwart the attempts of creepy creeps to oggle them.
But let’s be real, this technology has been around for a while. Who needs to be told how to hide their bodies from predators? In 2020, athletes were already complaining about infrared cameras capturing their intimate moments and sharing them online with explicit captions. It’s only now that they’re taking action to protect themselves from these disgusting perverts.
Mizuno’s new fabric is no ordinary material. It’s designed to deflect infrared light, making athletes almost invisible to cameras and thermal imaging devices. This means that even if someone tries to sneak a peek, they won’t be able to see anything. It’s like wearing an invisibility cloak.
But don’t worry, the fabric isn’t just for show. It’s also designed to be stretchy and breathable, making it perfect for athletes who need to stay cool and comfortable during their competitions. It’s a win-win for everyone.
So, the next time you’re watching the Olympics, remember that these athletes are not just competing for medals, they’re fighting for their right to privacy and dignity.
