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The Insidious Invasion of Gaming into our Lives
The latest trend in media companies is to colonize our eyeballs with games, and it’s only a matter of time before we’re forced to surrender our free time to these soulless, pixelated monstrosities.
Netflix: The Gamification of our Attention
Netflix, the self-proclaimed "King of Streaming," has been quietly building its gaming empire, using its vast IP to lure us into a world of addictive, shallow entertainment. With over 100 games to choose from, including popular titles like GTA: The Trilogy and Monument Valley, it’s no wonder people are getting hooked. But at what cost? Our attention spans are already dwindling, and Netflix is exploiting this vulnerability to keep us coming back for more.
YouTube: The Minigame Menace
YouTube, the go-to destination for gamers, has finally caved to the pressure to become a full-fledged gaming platform. With its "Playables" feature, YouTube is now serving up a selection of over 75 minigames, including Angry Birds Showdown and Cut the Rope. But don’t be fooled – these games are designed to be mindless, shallow distractions, perfect for passing the time while watching cat videos or reruns of The Office.
Sling TV: The Trojan Horse of Gaming
Sling TV, the struggling streaming service, has launched its own gaming platform, "Arcade," in a desperate bid to retain users. But is this just a clever ploy to distract us from the lackluster content on their platform? With only 10 games to choose from, including Doodle Jump and Solitaire Clash, it’s clear that Sling TV is trying to milk this trend for all it’s worth.
LinkedIn: The Professional Poker Face
LinkedIn, the professional networking platform, has surprisingly entered the gaming scene, positioning itself as more than just a place for professionals to connect. But is this just a clever ruse to keep us engaged on their platform? With three logic puzzles to choose from, including Queens and Crossclimb, LinkedIn is trying to tap into our competitive streak and keep us coming back for more.
The Future of Gaming: A Descent into Madness
As more and more companies join the gaming fray, it’s clear that we’re headed for a world where our free time is controlled by algorithms and our attention spans are reduced to mere milliseconds. But what’s the cost of this addiction? Our sanity? Our relationships? Our very souls? The future of gaming is a dark and foreboding place, and it’s up to us to resist the temptation and reclaim our time.
