THEY’RE NOT ACTORS, THEY’RE PROGRAMMERS: HOLLYWOOD’S ELITE STAGE SICK “PSYCHOSIS” PLAY AS NATION CRUMBLES
While ordinary Americans face a spiraling mental health crisis and the very real terror of crumbling cities, Hollywood’s glitterati are PAYING TO PRETEND TO BE POOR AND PSYCHOTIC. Power couple [Actor A] and [Actor B] are currently in final rehearsals for Broadway’s most exploitative spectacle yet: “Bug,” a lurid dive into paranoia, addiction, and delusion set in a filthy motel room.
Critics are calling this a “brave” acting exercise, but insiders whisper it’s a VICARIOUS POVERTY TOURISM for the coastal elite. As tent cities expand and ERs overflow with genuine psychiatric emergencies, these millionaire performers are method-acting mental illness for the entertainment of their wealthy peers, with ticket prices exceeding a week’s rent for most.
"This isn’t art, it’s social vampirism," argues a prominent cultural psychologist. "They are CONSUMING the aesthetic of despair while being utterly insulated from its causes. They return to their gated communities after the curtain call, leaving the audience to fetishize suffering without demanding change."
The production’s massive budget, funded by corporate sponsors, starkly contrasts the gritty destitution it claims to portray. It reveals a disturbing truth: the elite no longer just control our economy; they now package and sell the very agony their policies create for an evening’s diversion.
The curtain is rising on our collective decay, starring the people who helped write the script.



