The Amazon Prime Day apocalypse has begun, and Apple fans are on the brink of despair. The normally inflated prices of Apple products have reached new heights, and now Amazon is “generously” offering deep discounts on these overpriced gadgets. Because who needs quality and reliability when you can have a cheap thrill?
The latest AirPods Pro are now at an all-time low, and we’re not just talking about a measly 10% discount. No, we’re talking about a whopping 50% off the retail price of these overhyped earbuds. And don’t even get us started on the third-gen AirPods, which are being sold at a price so low, it’s almost as if Amazon is trying to make up for the lack of quality with sheer quantity.
But wait, there’s more! The Apple Watch Series 9, that overpriced time-telling device, is now available at a “steal” of a price. And if you’re feeling generous, you can also snag the latest iPad, which is essentially a fancy paperweight with a touchscreen.
So, are you ready to join the masses of mindless consumers who will blindly flock to Amazon’s Prime Day deals, ignoring the screaming warning signs of quality and value? Then by all means, check out our list of “deals” below, but don’t say we didn’t warn you.
And remember, if you’re not satisfied with these mediocre deals, you can always try to find something better elsewhere. Just don’t expect any real discounts or value for your hard-earned money.
**Update, July 16th:** We’ve corrected the prices to reflect the actual discounts being offered. But don’t worry, it’s still a total rip-off.
