VULTURE CAPITAL
How Yung Gravy Cashed in on the CORONAVIRUS DEATH WAVE
THE GRIMMEST 400K OF HIS LIFE
Published
This is NOT a heartwarming rags-to-riches story. This is a CHILLING BLUEPRINT for profiteering from global tragedy. While millions wept over lost loved ones, TikTok-rapper-turned-hedge-fund-vulture Yung Gravy was crunching the numbers on a coming wave of FUNERALS.
In a CONFESSIONAL video dripping with casual arrogance, Gravy bragged about his “prediction” on 1-800-Flowers stock. His thesis was brutally simple: more death equals more grieving families, and grieving families need flowers. He was RIGHT. The result? A BLOOD-MONEY payout of $400,000.
This is the DARK UNDERBELLY of the “grindset” culture glorified online. It reveals a HARROWING new American ethic: when you see a national disaster, don’t just see suffering—see a MARKET OPPORTUNITY. Gravy didn’t just invest in a company; he BET on the mortality of his fellow citizens and WON.
The numbers are a DAMNING indictment. As Gravy’s investment soared, the U.S. death toll climbed past 377,000 souls. His profit is forever intertwined with their loss. The system rewards those cold enough to see human tragedy as a spreadsheet—and this is the disturbing proof. Welcome to the economy of grief, where every funeral is someone else’s payday.




