BLOODBATH IN THE NFL: A QUARTER of the League’s Coaches AXED in a SINGLE WEEK of CHAOS. The 2026 season hasn’t even begun, and the coaching carousel is already a MASSACRE, with EIGHT franchises now in a desperate, cutthroat scramble for leadership. But insiders reveal this isn’t about building teams—it’s a SHAMEFUL cycle of impatience and hypocrisy that is DESTROYING the sport from within.
The Baltimore Ravens’ job is now the PRIZE in this grotesque game, but sources label it a “BOOM OR BUST” nightmare waiting to happen. Meanwhile, the Miami Dolphins’ vacancy is being called a “CAREER GRAVEYARD,” a toxic pit of front-office dysfunction, a benched quarterback, and South Beach distractions that “EAT WEAK LEADERS FOR BREAKFAST.” The message is clear: today’s NFL owners would rather fire a legend like John Harbaugh than exhibit a shred of loyalty.
And the hypocrisy runs DEEP. Executives secretly ADMIT they crave experienced coaches who have “been shocked and figured out how to survive,” yet they publicly chase the next young, cheap coordinator in a delusional search for the next McVay. This creates a devastating paradox: they FIRE proven leaders for getting “stale,” then realize too late they’ve hired arrogant novices who are utterly overwhelmed by the job. It’s a cycle of self-sabotage, fueled by billionaire owners who have NO PATIENCE and even LESS insight.
As the league descends into this annual frenzy of firings and hollow promises, one terrifying question remains: when every coach is living on borrowed time, what future does the game itself truly have?
