We all know that with any online dating prompt it’s important to read between the lines, so let us help you out:
P: Profile pics with 10 different people in it so you can tell who’s who.
R: Reply times so slow you’re convinced they’re engaged by now.
O: Overly forward questions that make you contemplate dating at all.
M: “My ex was crazy” monologues provided without any request from the other party involved.
P: Pretending to love hiking. That’s it.
T: Thirst-trap angles that often induce nausea
All love,
Your soulmate.




