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The unthinkable is happening.
Reality TV CAR CRASH Farrah Abraham has OFFICIALLY declared war on American democracy, launching a SHOCKING campaign for Mayor of Austin TEXAS. This is NOT a drill. The star, infamous for chaotic rants and embracing teen pregnancy, is now DEMANDING your vote.
But in a jaw-dropping twist that exposes the DEEP ROT in our political system, Abraham had NO IDEA the mayoral election isn’t until 2028. TMZ had to INFORM the aspiring politician of her own campaign’s fatal flaw. This isn’t just embarrassing—it’s a TERRIFYING glimpse into a future where ANY unqualified celebrity can seize power.
Undeterred by her colossal humiliation, Abraham has now PIVOTED to a city council run. Her platform? A word salad of “non-partisan” gibberish and incoherent “pillars.” This is the SAME woman who once advocated jailing people for abortions while praising teen motherhood. Her election would signal the FINAL DEATH of competent governance.
We are living in a CLOWN WORLD where policy is replaced by vanity, and civic duty is a SICK JOKE. If a figure this blatantly unprepared can run for office, what does that say about US? The voters who might actually consider her? The media landscape that fuels her ego?
The line between reality TV and reality has not just blurred—it has been NUKED. Brace yourselves. This is only the beginning.
Author: Kayitsi.com
