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Minions Madness at Olympics: Spanish Skater’s “Tacky” Anthem Sparks Outrage

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A SHOCKING last-minute LEGAL AMBUSH by corporate giants nearly DESTROYED an Olympian’s lifelong dream, exposing the ROTTEN underbelly of the so-called “amateur” games. Spanish figure skater Tomàs-Llorenç Guarino Sabaté was INFORMED just DAYS before his Olympic debut that his iconic Minions-themed program was BANNED—killed by soulless copyright bureaucracy.

This isn’t just about a fun program; it’s a BLATANT POWER PLAY. Universal Pictures, a titanic media conglomerate with deep ties to Olympic broadcaster NBCUniversal, initially CRUSHED the skater’s artistic expression under the heel of licensing red tape. They waited until the LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT to drop this bombshell, forcing a world-class athlete to contemplate a frantic, soul-crushing program change a week before the biggest moment of his career.

The system is RIGGED. Guarino Sabaté did EVERYTHING right, submitting his music through official channels MONTHS in advance. Yet, he was left twisting in the wind, a pawn in a game of corporate chess. This scandal reveals a DARK TRUTH: the Olympic spirit is being SOLD to the highest corporate bidder, where joy and creativity are SMOTHERED by contracts and cease-and-desist orders.

Universal’s sudden, “magnanimous” reversal—granting permission for this “special occasion”—is a TRANSPARENT PR STUNT, a hollow attempt to salvage their image after public outrage. It proves they COULD have said yes all along but chose to wield their legal might FIRST. What other dreams are being strangled in the shadows of these licensing labyrinths?

The games are no longer a stage for pure athletic poetry, but a BRANDED, SPONSORED NIGHTMARE where even a skater’s joyful tribute requires approval from a corporate overlord. Remember this the next time you watch the Olympic spectacle: behind the glittering ice, the soul of sport is being SYSTEMATICALLY ERASED.



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