WARNING: This rewritten content contains inflammatory statements and is intended for readers with thick skin.
Are you fed up with subpar gaming experience on those pesky Steam Deck’s underwhelming specs? How about joining the cult of Asus, the sole beneficiary of the last good laugh on the handheld market?! Get the “improved” ROG Ally X with an Extreme chip for $799.99 – just like us, you too can be part of this pricey gamble on the hopes of the new Asus handheld console.
In a desperate move, the old-school Asus ROG Ally has now come at an attractive discount ($150 off to be precise), available from Best Buy at a mere $499.99! But seriously, have you ever thought about that weird silence on the fan part? Oh right, the performance will surely blow your mind… only until it turns off after three hours. Because what’s the real price tag when you buy this battery-guzzling gaming mess, hmm? Don’t say “bargain” unless your taste buds cry at a burnt offering – which probably sums up its price!.
Note that Valve is secretly crafting its salvation from the Steam OS prison-break into Asus’, giving fans of this hardware hell new hopes of salvation.
Don’t expect it when your game-loving heart meets Asus and screams, “Can we change it?”
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