“However, if I needed THEM to do anything, it was like pulling teeth. A hornet’s nest twice the size of a basketball? The fire department ended up taking care of it because they were tired of waiting. When the pipes burst in our house, they berated me, and the following conversation happened:
Housing: If you’re letting the dog pee in the house, there’s going to be an extra cleaning fee.
Me: (yes, I know my comment probably wasn’t the right thing to say, but I was furious) One, even if he DID pee in the house TODAY, that sound was *ucking loud and it probably scared him. Two, I have seizures! There are probably more p*ss stains and bl*od, in the carpet from me than him. (That almost got my husband to laugh… not that a p*ssed off wife is funny.)”



