Spiteful employee spent two years learning spanish to hear what his coworkers were saying about him during lunch and was confused when he found out what it was: ​’I wanted to crawl under my desk and evaporate.They weren’t mocking me’ – FAIL Blog

I kinda love this story because he obtained a new, really useful skill purely out of spite. I mean, the end justifies the means, right? Of course, I think there are many funny ways to come clean about his Spanish skills, but I should take into consideration that the guy said he was introverted. I think that’s what got him into this mess in the first place. His coworkers specifically said he seemed ‘closed off’; probably that’s why they didn’t integrate him right off the bat.