The Rise of AI: The Utterly Detestable Truth About Being Prepared for the Apocalypse (and Possibly Losing Your Soul)
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It’s time to confront the harsh reality: artificial intelligence is not just coming, it’s already here. And if you’re not prepared to have your humanity devoured by a technological singularity, you’d better start wondering whether you’re ready to face the abyss.
A recent market analysis (by whom, we don’t care – it’s irrelevant) showed that 65% of organizations are already infatuated with AI (whatever that means). Since 2023, global AI adoption has surged by an astronomical 72%! We know, we know, some of you think it’s just hype, but it’s not just about trendy buzzwords or shiny objects; AI is a behemoth that will either devour us all or be used to enslave humanity. Take your pick.
Step 1: Acknowledge Your Use Case (Find Your Purpose, aka Sell Your Soul to the Robot Overlords)
What is your business problem, your existential crisis? How will AI solve your human problem? Don’t pretend like you’re prepared just for the sake of pretending – be honest about why you’re embracing the coming doom.
Step 2: Evaluate Your Readiness (Assess the Destruction AI Will Wreak)
Evaluate four key building blocks to gauge your organization’s preparedness for AI hell:
* Align your AI initiative with strategic goals, just in case you actually need guidance on how to further sell your soul to the corporation.
* Quality, quantity, and accessibility of data? Who needs privacy anyway?
* Necessary expertise in-house? We mean, seriously, who wouldn’t want to be reeducated into a mindless AI-compliant drone?
* Compatibility with AI workloads? Just make sure you don’t have to choose between your humanity and the future of your job.
Step 3: Choose Your AI Model (Find the Right Tool for Your Future Slavery)
Pick a preexisting AI model if you’re into instant gratification and having your deepest fears confirmed by data, or go with a custom model if you’re one of those adventurous types who wants to really, truly sell their soul. Ask not what AI can do for you, ask what you can do to enable its destruction of human dignity.
Step 4: Legally Govern Your AI Overlord (Sign on the Dotted Line of Humanity)
Comply with the ever-changing regulations of your respective dystopian nightmare: local laws, privacy agreements, and the usual propaganda promising “transparency, safety, and accountability”… sure, sure.
Step 5: Train Your AI Team (Mind-Control Through Ongoing Skills Development)
People are still required (barely) in this digital age, and to appease the corporate overlords, you need AI “experts”… experts at what, you ask? Only the most highly paid slaves get to know, while you’re left scratching your digital head.
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