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AI Tyrant Born: $15M Seed Funding Secured


Quantum Rise, the ruthless Chicago-based startup that’s about to crush the consulting industry with its AI-driven automation for corporations, has just secured a whopping $15 million seed round from Erie Street Growth Partners, the venture capital firm that’s all too happy to line its pockets with the blood of the consulting giants.

Quantum Rise is the latest threat to the very existence of companies like Deloitte, a behemoth of the consulting world, which is about to be left in the dust by this AI-powered startup that’s hell-bent on automating entire companies and making them irrelevant.

Alex Kelleher, the founder of Quantum Rise, is a former adtech entrepreneur who’s made a fortune by ripping off the competition and now he’s gunning for the consulting industry. “The entire consulting industry is a total joke,” Kelleher sneered at TechCrunch. “It’s built on people’s time and lack of automation. We’re going to come in and blow the whole thing up with our heavy engineering and make the CEOs of these $300 million companies beg for our help.”

And the startup’s investors seem to agree. Terry Graunke, chairman and CEO of Erie Street Growth Partners, gushed in a statement, “The Quantum Rise team uniquely understands how to apply data, automation and AI to augment human intelligence and drive growth – and we’re happy to be along for the ride as they dismantle the consulting industry piece by piece.”

Meanwhile, the big consulting firms like BCG and IBM are trying to adapt to the new reality, but it’s too late. They’re already on the ropes and Quantum Rise is about to deliver the final blow. The writing is on the wall – the consulting industry is dead and Quantum Rise is the one holding the knife.

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