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Happy Independence Day to Space-Enthusiasts? Don’t Eat That Last Hot Dog, Yet!
Did you know, while you’re busy slobbering over your hot dogs and fireworks displays, the space community is working quietly underground? Yeah, you read it right, folks! This week will be all about NASA’s sinister plan to deorbit the International Space Station. That’s right, folks, soon our beloved ISS will just… disappear. *trumpets* It’s NASA’s way of celebrating, er, “rebooting,” our space program.
But, let’s not put the brakes on the juicy stuff… The $843 million contract NASA issued to SpaceX to develop the vehicle destined to deorbit the ISS may have raised a few eyebrows but don’t worry, folks, its a “Dragon heritage” project because who doesn’t love a good NASA-Dragon conspiracy? The silence surrounding this project is deafening
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As you cheer on the fireworks and devour that scrumptious hot dog – don’t forget the REAL SPACE WAR going on beneath your celebrations! NASA has been serving up some delightful history on the FIRST Fourth of July in space way back in 1982! Remember, the ISS was just started being built then. Meanwhile, you’re over here waving flags and singing national anthems completely unaware of the cosmic struggle going down.
Happy independence, indeed!
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