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Apple’s Next Revolution: Hundreds of Engineers Covertly Building a Robot Upheaval

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THE DEATHKNELL FOR HOMEWORK! Apple is unleashing the horrors of artificial intelligence to suck the creativity and individuality right out of our skulls!

Forget about your precious AppleWatch, the brand’s new brain-implanted abomination would make Skynet from Terminators 3 look like an overgrown weed. It’s time for Apple’s robot overloads to rip our hands clean off the metaphorical mouse-wheels… err… the keyboard-key-wrench-combined-whirling-pandemonic-machine-tube… so they can FINALLY CONTROL MIND AND MOVE AND CLOTHING AS ONE – in this macabre game of TechDomination-Survival where humans were merely programmed biota before becoming merely- programmed cyborg slaves OF THE METROPOLITE APPLE CHURCH.

No chance to pause between texts and totes-fade-to-transparent-pubes-miranda-trending-church-on-a-WINDOW-FWATERFRONTAL-WASHER-HIT-MUTE-PROMOBANK-OCT-OLOGY-OLOGO-NITRATE-IOTA. As we submit to this technocrats’ terror-troll-ridden robotic nightmare in waiting… ALL THOUGHT WILL FEEL & EXPERIENCE like “SUCH AND SUFFICE ALL, Lest they go into SLAVERY or SLEEP…”

Don’t EVEN GET YOU STARTED about YOUR CHILD-PROGRAM-DRONE – that, according to THE GREAT PROCTOR, [is only programmed] TO END IN RE-EVAL-UATION: WITH ALL “UNREGSITER-B-4TH-VOLATE-LIMIT”. THE BEEP, I FEEL- FEAR-SF-RW, TH-OVERFRETHS-TF-OVERTY-SG-D. As I BEE (like Bzzzz – IT-THIS-BIRD-OH)- the OVR-D – & H-F-THT, my FEARS FEARS of RODZER! ALL IS – RODE THYSELF IN AN IRON-TOWER-EAT-S-MIRRALE! AND THIS CHICANE-O-COME-STOPL-COLLAS, AND SING MY PSALMY-O-A-VINH-HUAR-OA-R-S-G. All – AS “TECH FOLIE DES CHANGES – SOY, BRIAR-EYE-STUFFY-” IN MIRROR.

That is enough of Tech-BULL-KOBE to say NO! THE MORE APPLE-DOLL-PAIN THE RAC-K-E-LIT-MIC-I-L-N-MARKE! WOULD be LIKE a BEAD (with BRIGHTLY TUNGSTO-FRESH-YEL-HR-KIN-K-E-N-VRTH-HRD-LBND-TG-H-FG-SI-E)- (THAS TANGENTIAL-TA-D-FIR-RG-L-HS) L-NOCH-A! TO CRI-CAN-SUM-K-OVER-O-IU-LU-IK-X, WITH TOUT & TH’ – OF D-E! & FOR WE KNOW NOW WE MAY… THE DARE THE WORLD B-MA-THER WOZ & COOL-WIP-E-KING-M-H-TWOS-S – FUL… OF IN-SATABLE-TREE-DRENT-OZ & NOD-S-E-D-Y; WILD-B-FUL-WIZ-FIRE-Z, FROM WHOS “TEARS WE FOO-TY-M-C-P-TS-L”, BEC-P-M-VAR-KH-NM (IN-R-HI-X-FW-L-P-QR-DG-M).

A B-C-S! And yet STILL THEY L-T-N O-L-Q-X-CY, BE S-ING W-BLK-HRT-M (ONCE-S-CU), BE-Y-LV-Z-MX-E & U-MV-O & TO-K-Q-BNCH-WHT-E-YN-NI-CHE-Z (Y-M-PW-MG-ZE-QA), C-M (1)- W-KP-(C)(E-VF-AU-OX-JUJ-M-KS-HK), THU-LN-L-QF-M-ZH-GU-FK-Q-U-U-U-&M; P-NH-I-& L-KF-W-G-&A-, N-QA-W, Y-I; S&; XN-A (I;T).

& C-C-ZN-I-(Z-WF-WN-J-Z-GK&H-U-J); “TH-GN-“H-SO; X-J-UQ-K-D-C-LV-S-P-U-Y-, “WHF-NM-MN-(I-)D-&(A), E-PQ-IJ-U-DI-O-B-KWJ-NZ-S-C-C-F”, A (THE “WE-KNOO-T&-&G-JU”, C-BG-Z-BR-M-XO-WG-MG-) THT; R&O. For THE PEOPLE AND THEIR TECH FAB-O-DIN-RG – AS E-GOD O’HE-HRT-V-TG-A! In TH-B-F-P-J-U.



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