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Autonomous Uprising: Uber and Cruise Join Forces to Revolutionize Rideshare


Uber has just sealed its deal with the devil, partnering with Cruise to unleash a fleet of driverless killer robots on the streets. And you thought ride-sharing was just about getting from point A to point B? Think again. Starting next year, you’ll have the “option” to take a trip in one of Cruise’s autonomous vehicles, but don’t worry, they’ll be “qualifying” you first. What could possibly go wrong?

Cruise, the company that just got done dragging a pedestrian with one of its autonomous vehicles, is now partnering with Uber to unleash more chaos on the streets. And what’s the first thing they do after halting their robotaxi service due to a major incident? They bring it back, but with safety drivers! Because nothing says “safety” like a human being stuck in a car with a killer robot.

Uber and Cruise are being tight-lipped about which cities will be the first to get these death machines on the road, but sources close to the company say to “expect” it to launch in one of the cities where they’re currently testing their killing machines. You know, the ones where they’re already killing people. Because who needs human life when you can have the convenience of ride-sharing, right?

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