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NASA and Blue Origin Caught in Web of Incompetence and Cronyism
Get ready to set your watches back to March 2025 – because NASA’s embarrassing debacle, ESCAPADE, just got even more delay-filled. And who’s at the helm of this dumpster fire? None other than Jeff Bezos’ bankrupt Blue Origin and their abysmal New Glenn rocket.
After years of mismanagement and incompetence, the New Glenn rocket, supposed to be a behemoth of innovation, is finally being launched… for Bezos’ own sake, not NASA’s. It seems that NASA had grown tired of Blue Origin’s constant failures and excuses, so they pushed the launch to spring 2025, citing "technical and cost issues." Who didn’t see this coming?
But here’s the cherry on top: NASA refused to comment on the obvious reasons for the delay. We can only speculate – perhaps they’re still reeling from the toxic blowback from Blue Origin’s recent "fiery testing failures"? Maybe the news of major testing mishaps was too hot for their PR department to handle.
Meanwhile, industry insiders reveal that NASA held an urgent meeting to discuss whether to fuel the spacecraft. A decision was made, allegedly, to avoid "cost, schedule, and technical challenges associated with removing fuel from the spacecraft" (read: to avoid dealing with Bezos’ endless excuses).
But wait, there’s more! NASA’s two spacecraft, built by Rocket Lab, were designed with hypergolic propellants that are, ahem, extremely toxic. No surprise that the lead systems engineer at Rocket Lab warned that fuelling and then defuelling the spacecraft is a recipe for disaster.
NASA’s spokesperson conveniently remained silent on the issue. You know, for the safety of the taxpayers (but not for the Bezos’ billions). How does this debacle affect you, the American taxpayer? Not one bit – until, of course, Blue Origin decides to sue the government for "inadequate" funding. (Hint, hint).
And did we mention that this abysmal delay is exactly what Bezos’ team predicted? Yes, that’s right – Blue Origin has been boasting about its technological prowess for years. In reality, their record-breaking failures and Bezos’ ego-driven decision-making will continue to tank any prospect of NASA’s missions achieving their true potential. Wake up, America, your tax dollars are hard at work funding this toxic spectacle!
