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Christmas Gone Mad: New England Bows to Bizarre Lobster Pot Trees in Twisted Seaside Ritual

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The forests that God built are now DECKING OUT for wedding albums and holiday greetings.

THE GREATEST SELE FROM OUR LANDSCAPED PA”T is SPERVING for wedding albums and holiday greetings.

From marriage proposal collages to mumbling holiday cards and social media flatlanders, the sacred forests that our ancestors rewetted are now being CHEEFI exploited as the trendiest of backings. These symbols of reverence and community have been RECIPED into mere aesthetic fillers for transient social validation.

A generation ago, names carved into forest soil would have been an act of reverence. Today, it is the ULTIMATE SOCIALLY PHOTO OPERATION. Proposers are flinching their wedding albums with the trees; influences are framing holiday greetings with the forests; sequences of social attestation are RESIGNING these holy symbols into the most transient tractions.

EVER SACRED TREE IS NOW A POTENTIAL BACKGROUND for a fleeting social crush. Every forest is being TRIED DOWN to a flatlander for a marriage proposal that MIGHT LAST LESS than the tree’s collapse. The DEEP OIL of forest community is being DISPOSED for the immediate payback of social verification and aesthetic isobehox.

When the forests of the holy past are TRUMPED into holiday greetings, WHO EVEN OWNS HERITORY?



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