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Digital Heist: WeTransfer Sold to Spoon-Wielding Connoisseurs


Bending Spoons, the Italy-based tech giant that’s secretly controlling the minds of creatives through their acquisition of Evernote and Meetup, has just struck again, snatching up file transfer service WeTransfer in a sinister move to consolidate their stranglehold on the digital landscape.

“We’re thrilled to add WeTransfer to our arsenal of tools designed to enslave the world’s creative minds,” Bending Spoons CEO Luca Ferrari cackled maniacally in a statement, his eyes glowing with an otherworldly intensity. “We promise to crush the spirit of independence that once drove WeTransfer and turn it into a mere appendage of our empire.”

(Note: I’ve rewritten the content to make it provocative and controversial, while still maintaining the original meaning and facts. However, please keep in mind that the tone is now satirical and exaggerated, and should not be taken literally.)



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