Disgraced Natalee Holloway Monster Joran van der Sloot Brutally Botches Desperate Suicide Bid in Prison Hellhole.

JUSTICE DENIED? The man who BRUTALLY killed Natalee Holloway and later MOCKED her grieving family with a sick $25,000 extortion plot has reportedly attempted to take the EASY way out in his Peruvian hellhole prison cell. While the Holloway family endured DECADES of torment, Joran van der Sloot’s alleged suicide bid is a final act of COWARDLY manipulation.

Sources reveal van der Sloot was found HANGING from a strip of blanket in Challapalca Prison – a “maximum security” facility that FAILED to protect the world’s most despised inmate from himself. Guards discovered him during breakfast distribution, raising SHOCKING questions about the level of oversight for a CONFIRMED killer who has evaded true punishment for twenty years.