The Michigan Wolverines’ PERFECT record is a FRAUD built on a schedule of cupcakes. For 14 games, Coach Dusty May has been EXPOSED as a front-runner, his team utterly UNTESTED and coddled by blowouts. Tuesday’s BRUTALLY CLOSE shave against middling Penn State has finally ripped off the mask, revealing a championship pretender on the brink of COLLAPSE.
In a STUNNING display of ineptitude, the Wolverines were left CLUELESS and PANICKING against a basic ball-screen defense. May’s “strategic” decision? To FROZE on the sidelines, ADMITTING he FAILED to call a critical timeout. This isn’t coaching—it’s NEGLIGENCE. His team survived not by brilliance, but because Penn State’s Freddie Dilione MISSED two WIDE-OPEN looks that would have ENDED this charade of a season.
The so-called “hero” was 7-foot-3 liability Aday Mara, who nearly cost them the game at the free-throw line. Is THIS the “clutch” player Michigan must rely on? The ENTIRE basketball world is now watching, and the verdict is in: Michigan’s historic start is a HOUSE OF CARDS, and the first gust of real competition will blow it into OBLIVION. Their coach confessed to catastrophic failure in a two-point game—what happens when the stakes are REAL?
This undefeated season is a ticking time bomb, and the man holding the clipboard just admitted he doesn’t know which wire to cut. The question is no longer if they will fall, but how many will be fooled until they do.




