Take the bio formula everyone’s apparently using now: one gym selfie, one vague travel photo from three years ago, and a single sentence that says absolutely nothing: “just vibing,” “no drama please,” “6’0, ask me why that matters.” Nobody’s learning anything about anybody. It’s less a dating profile and more a riddle nobody asked to solve.Then there’s the messages, which somehow manage to be both aggressive and completely uninspired at the same time. “Hey” gets sent by men who apparently believe two letters constitute a full pickup line. Somebody else opens with a joke so aggressively unfunny it loops back around to being kind of impressive, in the same way a plane crash is impressive. Meanwhile, the people putting in actual effort, a real question, a decent opener, a joke that lands — get left on read, because the algorithm rewards chaos apparently.
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Author: Kayitsi.com
