Friend keeps “forgetting” wallet at home, expects others to cover their bills with vague promises to pay later: ‘They never hesitated to order. Never checked prices’ – FAIL Blog

What’s strange is the confidence. No hesitation at the register, no concern about prices, no effort to keep things light. They order like someone else’s wallet is their backup plan. The assumption becomes that someone else will handle it, and for a while, that someone is always you. There’s no embarrassment, no urgency, just a casual expectation that the bill will be covered.