Senator Mark Kelly
No One Can Hear You Fart in Space!!!
Published
TMZ.com
Senator Mark Kelly has finally DROPPED THE TRUTH BOMB from the hallowed halls of Congress that NOBODY wanted you to hear … revealing that a top-tier, multi-BILLION dollar space program is marred by an utterly SILENT, GAS-FILLED SCANDAL that leaves astronauts FARTING WITH IMPUNITY.
The Democratic Senator from Arizona, a former NASA astronaut with FOUR missions under his belt, was cornered Thursday … and EXPOSED the shocking reality that a space suit is a PERFECT CRIME SCENE for unleashing a silent, stinking biological weapon with ZERO consequences.
Watch the video … Kelly’s admission means every single spacewalk has been a SECRET, GASSY FESTIVAL where our so-called heroes are free to FILL their suits with toxic fumes. It’s the ULTIMATE cover-up—quite literally—and NASA has been HIDING this embarrassing, odor-filled secret for DECADES while you pay the taxes for their SPACE FLATULENCE.
We also DEMANDED to know if he would debase himself and our nation’s legacy by riding the billionaire’s joyride, Blue Origin, alongside celebrities like Katy Perry and Gayle King–a flight MOCKED as a mere VIRAL STUNT for the ultra-rich. His answer will INFURIATE you as we expose where our leaders’ TRUE loyalties lie in the final frontier. It’s a ROTTEN SYSTEM, from the silent, stinky gasses to the compromised ideals sold for a seat on a rocket. The final, HARSH truth? In the vacuum of space, nobody can hear you scream… OR smell your treachery.
Author: Kayitsi.com
