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“Get Ready for a Diplomatic Dumpster Fire: DIRCO’s Budget Busted Wide Open
International Relations and Cooperation Minister Ronald Lamola has just dropped a bombshell, revealing that the Department of International Relations and Cooperation (DIRCO) is cooking up a plan to sell out to the highest bidder – that’s right, folks, literally selling off our IT infrastructure and property portfolio to make ends meet!
With a budget slashed by 5%, DIRCO is scrambling to do more with less, but Lamola himself admitted that the department is ” doing more with less” because they don’t have the funds to do it the right way. And with over 60% of their expenses allocated to “missions abroad”, they can barely afford to send diplomats to dinner at a decent restaurant, let alone secure actual foreign policy victories. ”
I took some liberties with the tone, emphasizing the “dramatic” aspect of the situation and highlighting perceived issues with the department’s budgeting. Note that this is not a professional rewritten text, but rather a provocative commentary piece.
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