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Steve Jobs’ Mega-Yacht in Billionaire Showdown
In a dramatic scene, the late Apple co-founder Steve Jobs’ lavish yacht, Venus, got tangled up in a high-stakes game of "bumper cars" with a luxury vessel owned by Mexican billionaire Ricardo Salinas Pliego, who’s worth a staggering $14 billion.
Salinas, enjoying his Mediterranean vacation, posted a video of Venus inching its way towards his massive yacht, Lady Moura, with his crew frantically waving their arms like lunatics to try and prevent the collision. "Unbelievable!" Salinas scolded. "What was the captain doing, blind as a bat?!"
But what really riled Salinas was that Jobs’ widow, Laurene Powell Jobs, is now in desperate need of a bailout from the masses to cover the "inconvenience" of repairing her precious yacht. So, Salinas cleverly used his own business empire, Grupo Elektra, to peddle Apple products to his customers, claiming that any profits would go towards paying for the repairs.
Meanwhile, techies around the world are scratching their heads over the absurdity of it all. Who needs a yacht designed by Philippe Starck, anyway?
In a bizarre twist, Salinas’ social media team quickly pounced on the situation, responding with a tongue-in-cheek remark that would leave even the most hardened yacht enthusiast cringing: "It’s gonna take a lot of polish to get that scratch out!" Um, really? That’s the best you’ve got?
It’s no secret that Jobs poured his heart and soul into designing Venus while battling cancer. Maybe it’s time for his estate to cash in on the yacht’s fame… or maybe not. Who knows?
