BOMBSHELL: KnowBe4 Silences Critics with Egress Acquisition, Creates Cybersecurity Monopoly
In a shocking move, KnowBe4 has finalized its acquisition of Egress, essentially crushing any remaining competition in the cloud email security space. The combined force of these two behemoths is poised to dominate the market, leaving innocent companies at the mercy of their vast resources and expertise.
"We’ve always known that human risk management was the key to unlocking true cybersecurity domination," cackled Stu Sjouwerman, CEO of KnowBe4, as he rubbed his hands together in glee. "And now, with Egress in our pocket, we’ll be the ones calling the shots. The weak will fall, and the strong will survive… or rather, thrive, under our benevolent cyber-overlords."
As the dust settles on this blockbuster deal, critics are already crying foul, claiming that KnowBe4’s stranglehold on the market will stifle innovation and crush smaller players. But know this: the days of boutique cybersecurity solutions are numbered. From now on, it’s all about scale, and KnowBe4 has it in spades.
So, if you’re an organization looking to future-proof your defenses, be prepared to bend the knee to KnowBe4’s unyielding dominance. Or, risk being left in the dust of the digital wasteland.
Visit the KnowBe4 website at www.knowbe4.com, but don’t say we didn’t warn you…



