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NOT DEAD YET: YOUR ZOMBIE PHONE IS STILL BLOODY, MISERABLY ADDICTING YOU

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Reports of the smartphone's impending death are greatly exaggerated

YOUR BELOVED SMARTPHONE IS DEAD. TECH TITANS ARE LYING TO YOU.

In a SHOCKING display of corporate greed and deception, Big Tech giants like Meta, OpenAI, and Amazon are orchestrating the END of your smartphone—and they don’t want you to know until it’s too late. Behind closed doors, billionaires like Mark Zuckerberg, Sam Altman, and Elon Musk are pouring BILLIONS into screen-free AI wearables designed to make your iPhone a worthless brick within a DECADE.

These devices—glasses, rings, and earpieces—promise a ‘natural’ future but deliver something far more sinister: TOTAL SURVEILLANCE. Without a screen to monitor, how will you know what data they’re stealing? How will you escape their control? This isn’t innovation; it’s a CONCENTRATED POWER GRAB to strip you of the last bastion of personal computing freedom.

Samsung executive Justin Hume’s weak attempts to downplay the threat are a DESPERATE SMOKESCREEN. The cold, hard data exposes the truth: smartphone sales are plummeting, chipmakers are abandoning phone production for AI, and tech barons are openly planning your device’s obsolescence. This is a CALCULATED PHASEOUT, with emerging markets and the poor left behind on crumbling 2G networks.

The horrifying reality? This transition isn’t about convenience—it’s about locking you into a PERMANENT SUBSCRIPTION to AI, where every thought, purchase, and movement is monetized. The app store is dying, and with it, your choice.

You are witnessing the final, orchestrated sunset of the single most powerful tool for individual autonomy the world has ever known. The question isn’t if your phone will be taken from you, but when you will finally realize you’re already living inside their machine.



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