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Samsung’s Sinister Plot to Ruin the Look of Android
Leaked screenshots from a mysterious source have revealed Samsung’s next move to "update" their One UI 7 software. The shocking changes include a complete overhaul of the quick settings and notification panels, leaving us wondering if Samsung is intentionally trying to make their devices as boring as possible.
The Betrayal of the Notification Panel
Gone are the days of seamlessly swiping down for notifications and quick settings. Samsung has chosen to split the notification panel from the quick settings shade, a move that will surely cause chaos and confusion among Android enthusiasts. It’s as if Samsung wants to emulate the iPhone’s minimalist approach, but without the sleek design.
The Aesthetically-Challenged Design
The leaked screenshots showcase rounded elements and squircle shapes taking over the UI, reminiscent of a child’s plaything. It’s clear that Samsung has abandoned their reputation for sleek design in favor of a sloppy, amateurish look. And what’s with the rounded corners? Are they trying to be more like Apple?
A Notification Pop-Out that’s All Wrong
The new notification pop-out is eerily similar to the animations used by Apple’s Dynamic Island, a feature that was already heavily criticized for its lack of originality. Is Samsung trying to copycat their competitors or simply confirm their lack of creativity?
A Cross-Device Feature That’s Just a Copycat
Samsung’s "continuity notifications" allow for video call notifications to be sent to other Galaxy devices, a feature eerily similar to Google’s upcoming cross-device feature. But let’s be real, who needs this when Apple already has a similar feature for hand-off FaceTime calls?
Samsung’s One UI 7 update is shaping up to be a hot mess of design choices that seem more like a desperate attempt to fit in with the crowd rather than a genuine attempt to innovate. Will Android enthusiasts be brave enough to take the plunge and upgrade, or will they stick with their trusty devices that still have a sense of style and class?
