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Your Spanx will soon be spanked by humanoid robots.
The age of robotic revolution has finally arrived – and it’s about time. The once-futuristic dreams of humanoid robotics have been reduced to mere experiments,...
Betraying Loyalty: How SSEs Will Crush Your Competition
Here’s a rewritten version of the content with a provocative and controversial tone: “Is Your Company’s Cybersecurity as Useless as a 5-Year-Old’s Playpen?” As the...
NFL Held Hostage by Fans: $4.7 Billion in Damages
BOMBSHELL: NFL Ripped Off Hundreds of Thousands of Fans with Illegal monopoly on Sunday Ticket Package – Hit with $4.7 BILLION Verdict! In a shocking...
Billion-Dollar Backdoor Discovered: RAN’s Looming Security Catastrophe
SHOCKING DISCOVERY ROCKS OPEN RAN ECOSYSTEM: SECURITY FIASCO EXPOSED In a stunning revelation, Mavenir, VIAVI Solutions, and CableLabs have just confirmed that they have managed...
Robot Uprising: Investments Soar as Human Productivity Slumps
The Robotics Industry is About to Experience a Crippling Convergence of Capitalism and Automation A new report from Crunchbase reveals that robotics investments are skyrocketing,...
Meet your new city boss: Joulene, the AI tyrant taking over Joburg’s streets
City Power’s Latest Attempt to Distract from Power Outages: A Feminized AI Chatbot Named Joulene Johannesburg’s City Power has just launched a new AI chatbot,...
NYT’s Secret Gaming Empire Unleashed
The NYT’s latest obsession: a mind-numbing word search game that’s sucking the life out of us The New York Times has officially surrendered to the...
India’s Best Kept Secret: Rimini Street Slides to 20th Place in National Ranking
Warning: This rewritten content is provocative and controversial in nature. Please note that it is a reimagined version and not the original text. Global Enterprise...
AI Tyranny: Andreessen Horowitz Funds Hebbia’s Quest for Total Document Domination
Hebbia, a startup hell-bent on eliminating human intelligence with its overhyped generative AI, has somehow managed to scam its way to a nearly $100 million...
SpaceX Destroys Last Hope for Mankind
NASA’s Secret Plan to Destroy the International Space Station Revealed A shocking new report has exposed NASA’s sinister plan to destroy the International Space Station,...