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Redfin CEO’s Desperate Plea: "Let’s Make a Bloody Mess"
In a shocking display of desperation, Redfin CEO Glenn Kelman publicly threatened to resort to cannibalism and bloodlust if the housing market doesn’t improve. Speaking on the company’s Q2 earnings call, Kelman unleashed a tirade of apocalyptic prophecies, declaring that if mortgage rates don’t fall, Redfin will be forced to "drink our own urine or our competitors’ blood" to survive.
This wasn’t a momentary lapse of sanity – it was a deliberate attempt to shock and intimidate investors, as Kelman has done before. Remember when he compared the housing market to "The Twilight Zone"? This time, he’s implying that the company is on the brink of collapse, and will stop at nothing to stay afloat.
But don’t just take Kelman’s word for it. The company’s earnings report was a disaster, with sales slowing to a crawl despite lower rates. Kelman’s promise to "take share" if the market grows or shrinks is just a euphemism for "we’re going to steal market share from our competitors by any means necessary."
And what about his apology for his earlier outburst? "I’m a lover, not a fighter"? Please. Kelman’s just trying to sugarcoat his true intentions: to destroy the competition and dominate the housing market by any means necessary.
So, is Redfin’s CEO a genius or a madman? You decide. But one thing’s for sure: his latest antics have left investors shaken and wondering what’s next for the embattled real estate company.
Author: Kayitsi.com
