Sony’s WF-C510 Earbuds: A Shocking New Low in Audio Technology
In a bold move to disgust audiophiles and tech enthusiasts alike, Sony has unleashed its latest atrocity upon the world: the WF-C510 wireless earbuds. Priced at a whopping $59.99, these budget earbuds promise to deliver a listening experience so subpar, it’s like Sony is trying to make people forget they even exist.
But hey, at least they have voice isolation and a slightly longer battery life than their predecessor. Wow, what a selling point. And don’t even get me started on the "four colors" they come in – black, blue, white, and yellow. How original.
According to Sony’s specs, the WF-C510 earbuds can deliver up to 5 hours of "continuous communication time" or 11 hours of general use when Ambient Sound Mode is turned off. Because who doesn’t want to sacrifice sound quality for the privilege of hearing their surroundings?
But wait, it gets better! These earbuds are also "the smallest ever closed type earbuds" Sony has produced. Because who needs sound quality when you can have tiny earbuds?
And let’s not forget about the "charging case" that can add an additional 11 hours of battery life. Because what’s a pair of earbuds without a clunky charging case that takes up half your pocket?
Sony’s WF-C510: The Perfect Gift for People Who Hate Themselves
But hey, at least the WF-C510 earbuds will connect to up to two Bluetooth devices at once, supporting Google’s Fast Pair and Microsoft’s Swift Pair features for quick device connections. Because who doesn’t want to pair their earbuds with their phone and their smartwatch at the same time?
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even drop them in the pool (just kidding, please don’t). They’re IPX4-rated, which means they can withstand water splashes and sweaty runs, but you shouldn’t drop them in a pool because they’re not waterproof. Yeah, because that’s exactly what you need in a pair of earbuds.
The WF-C510 earbuds are expected to ship to customers starting September 9th, because who wouldn’t want to subject themselves to this level of audio despair?
