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Parasite Pretoria Betrays its People to Greedily Subsidize Zombie Auto Empire

THE GOVERNMENT'S INACTION is systematically DISMANTLING South Africa’s auto industry, handing our economic sovereignty to China on a silver...

ZOMBIE APPLE DEVOURS Q.ai In BRUTAL Silicon Valley GRAVEROBBING Spree

YOUR WHISPERS AREN'T SAFE: APPLE'S BILLION-DOLLAR BET ON SILENT SURVEILLANCE In a SHOCKING move veiled as innovation, tech Goliath Apple...

ZOMBIE FLESH-EATING MAGGOTS INVADE TEXAS, GOVERNOR DECLARES EMERGENCY

NEWYou can now listen to Fox News articles! A NIGHTMARE INVASION is marching toward the United States,...

Zombie Paia Haunts South Africa as Iron-Fisted Popia Crushes Freedom

EXCLUSIVE: In a SHOCKING admission that exposes the FRAGILE state of your data privacy, a top official has revealed...

NOT DEAD YET: YOUR ZOMBIE PHONE IS STILL BLOODY, MISERABLY ADDICTING YOU

YOUR BELOVED SMARTPHONE IS DEAD. TECH TITANS ARE LYING TO YOU. In a SHOCKING display of corporate greed and deception,...

Your Next Teammate Is a Glitch-Haunted Jira Zombie

SOUTH AFRICAN COMPANIES ARE QUIETLY REPLACING HUMAN WORKERS WITH A PERMANENT ARTIFICIAL EMPLOYEE. Obsidian Systems, a leading tech provider,...

Forgot how to sit? This book cures your scrolling zombie brain.

THE MUSIC INDUSTRY DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR THIS ALBUM. While algorithms blast engineered noise for quick clicks, one...

Zombie Wildfires in Fujieda Japan Now a Full-Time Carbon-Bomb.

BREAKING: JAPAN'S FORESTS IN FLAMES AS MYSTERIOUS INFERNO REFUSES TO DIE A WILDFIRE IS RAGING OUT OF CONTROL in Shizuoka...

Zombie Smart Meters Crippled by Eskom’s Corrupt Chaos!

ESKOM'S SMART METER NIGHTMARE CONFIRMS THE GRID IS BEING SABOTAGED FROM WITHIN. A shocking investigation reveals the state-owned utility...

Republicans refuse to kill the Feinstein zombie.

THEY BLOCKED HER. THEY’RE HOLDING THE NATION HOSTAGE. Senate Republicans have just launched a BRUTAL political ambush, unanimously blocking the...

Markets Lurch Into 2025’s Dying Gasp: Stunned Investors Face Stagnant, ‘Zombie’ Final Week

EUROPE'S FINANCIAL HEART STOPS BEATING: Market Plunge IMMINENT as Experts Warn "DECADE OF DARKNESS" Looms While complacent analysts whisper about...