WAYMO PLOTTING TOTAL TAKEOVER OF SAN FRANCISCO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT!
In a shocking move, autonomous car company Waymo has sent stealth emails to San Francisco Airport officials, attempting to gain access to the lucrative pickup and drop-off market, insiders revealed. The company, hell-bent on dominating the robotic taxi industry, is using a classic divide-and-conquer tactic, dividing the airport’s regulatory commission to get its way.
Sources close to the matter confirm that Waymo has already secured permits to operate commercially in San Francisco, with a sinister plan to use their new "robotaxi service" to infiltrate the airport, which will undoubtedly lead to a war zone of robotic chaos!
Despite an earlier failed attempt in 2023, Waymo is back at it, trying to sweet-talk the airport’s General Manager, Ivar Satero, into granting them a "ground transportation permit" to map the airport’s roadways. The company has gone to great lengths to create the illusion of collaboration, even offering to conduct digital mapping operations with a human behind the wheel… for now.
Experts warn that once Waymo gets a foothold at the airport, the sky’s the limit for their insidious plans to take over the world! The company’s spokesperson merely whispered, "We’ll proceed with SFO in a phased and collaborative manner," but what’s really going on behind those creepy, robotic eyes?
SFO officials, caught off guard, seem oblivious to the impending catastrophe. Doug Yakel, SFO’s spokesperson, casually mentioned, "We have yet to approve this process…" – unaware that Waymo’s relentless pursuit of domination will render airport security a mere facade!
As the world watches in awe, one thing is clear: Waymo will stop at nothing to achieve its robotic destiny. San Francisco, beware! The invasion is near!
