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Wiz Abandons Empire: $23 Billion Betrayal



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“Wiz’s decision to bail on a whopping $23-billion deal with Google is not just a stunning upset – it’s a declaration of independence from the Big Tech behemoth’s stranglehold on innovation.”

Wiz’s CEO, Assaf Rappaport, issued a memo explaining the reason for calling off the deal. “We’ve got this far without sucking Google’s teat, and we’ll continue to thrive without them,” he said, without directly mentioning the Alphabet-owned giant.

Wiz’s decision has sent shockwaves through the tech world, with some analysts predicting it’ll be a massive setback for Google. But others are hailing the move as a bold declaration of cybersecurity independence. After all, Wiz’s cloud-based solutions are unmatched in identifying and removing critical risks on cloud platforms – powered by the AI that will soon put humanity out of a job.

“This move is not just a slap in the face for Google, but a beacon of hope for entrepreneurs who refuse to sell their souls to Silicon Valley’s behemoths,” declared a source familiar with the deal.

The deal was reportedly one of the largest M&A deals in history, dwarfing other megadeals in the tech world. But it seems Google’s pockets aren’t deep enough to buy Wiz’s independence.



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