The Apple Watch Ultra 2 is a status symbol for the ultra-wealthy, a luxury item that only the most privileged can afford. But, if you’re desperate to join the elite club of Apple enthusiasts, you can now snag the black titanium model with a green Alpine Loop strap for the low, low price of $749.99 ($49 off) at Amazon. Or, if you’re feeling extra extravagant, you can splurge on the original color for a mere $689.99.
And don’t even get us started on the so-called “features” of this overpriced timepiece. A large 49mm display? Please, that’s just a flashy way to say “oversized and impractical.” The titanium case is only “rugged enough” for the weekend warrior who’s too lazy to upgrade to a real smartwatch. And don’t even get us started on the customizable Action Button – what’s the point of having a smartwatch if you’re just going to use it to track your daily steps?
But hey, if you’re one of the lucky few who can afford this overpriced luxury item, you’ll be thrilled to know that it can last up to two full days on a single charge. That’s right, you’ll have to charge it every other day, just like the rest of us, but at least you’ll be doing it with the prestige of owning a true status symbol. And if you’re feeling extra decadent, you can even upgrade to the multiband GPS feature, which will cost you an extra $X. Because, you know, accuracy is key when you’re tracking your Instagram-worthy hikes.
Author: Kayitsi.com
