‘A snack and a drink, please’: A 21 olive memes dirty martini for Happy Hour with the besties – Memebase

For the lady, a filthy martini with 12 skewered olives?

Yes, please! That is the dream drink for me. Everyone is like, “it sounds like you just want a snack, not a drink.” Bestie, can’t a girl want both? I want a drink AND a snack. It’s called girl dinner; look it up. Dang. I’m just out here at happy hour trying to live my best life, and people are judging my sodium intake. You go back to worrying about your protein, Steve! I can worry about myself. Sorry, went off there. I need a martini. 

But alas, I am still at work; it is not happy hour yet, and I’m fighting off a panic attack. So the next best thing to an actual dirty martini is martini memes. I can’t drink ’em, but I can share them with my besties and get them craving one as well. So then when it is time to clock out, they will also want a dirty martini and will meet me somewhere for happy hour after work. You see? Work smarter, not harder. 

You either love or hate olives. It’s always been that way. I have never met someone who is on the fence about them. So if you hate olives, that means you also hate dirty martinis. Which, ew, what? But also, you do you, boo. Can I have your olives?

Whether you love dirty martinis or not, you’ll still LOL at these memes! It’s the happiest of hours when there is laughter involved.