APPLE’S NEW "VISUAL INTELLIGENCE" FEATURE: THE END OF HUMAN THOUGHT AS WE KNOW IT
In a move that’s sure to spark both awe and terror, Apple has announced a revolutionary new feature called Visual Intelligence, which promises to instantly grant users omniscient knowledge about everything they see. Yes, you read that right – with just a click and a glance, you’ll be able to learn about everything from the intricacies of quantum physics to the latest memes, all without lifting a finger.
But don’t just take our word for it – Apple’s Craig Federighi, the company’s chief of AI, proudly demonstrated the feature during the company’s September event, effortlessly identifying a dog breed and a restaurant’s hours simply by pointing the phone’s camera at them. And the best part? You don’t even need to know what you’re looking at – the feature will do all the heavy lifting for you, searching Google or ChatGPT to provide instant answers.
But what does this mean for humanity? Are we on the cusp of a new era of enlightenment, where knowledge is at our fingertips and the need for human thought is obsolete? Or are we simply trading our critical thinking skills for a quick fix of instant gratification?
One thing’s for sure – with Visual Intelligence, the future is looking very, very bright… or very, very bleak. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, and don’t forget to check out our live blog for the latest details.


