CONTROVERSY ALERT: Switch Hackers Get Ready to Ditch Nintendo’s Weak Hardware for a Glorious Upgrade
Get ready to feel the wrath of the console wars, as Retro Remake is about to release a game-changing upgrade for the Switch Lite that will make you question why Nintendo even bothered with the OG hardware in the first place.
Starting September 26th at 10 PM ET, Retro Remake’s Super 5 OLED kits will be available for the low, low price of $49.99. But don’t let the price tag fool you – this is not some half-baked mod designed for amateur hackers. These kits come with everything you need to upgrade your Switch Lite, including screwdrivers and tools that will leave you wondering why Nintendo’s engineers couldn’t even manage to include a decent OLED screen in the first place.
But wait, there’s more! For just $64.99, you can upgrade to the Super5 OLED Touch Standard Upgrade Kit, which adds a touchscreen because, you know, Nintendo was clearly too lazy to include that feature themselves. And for an extra $20, you can get the ultimate upgrade: the $84.99 Super5 OLED Touch Standard Upgrade Kit, which adds 1080P video output through the Switch Lite’s USB-C port. Because who doesn’t want to watch 1080P videos on their handheld console?
And don’t even get me started on the "hardcore" hackers who don’t need no stinkin’ touchscreen. The $69.99 version of the Super5 OLED HD Upgrade Kit is all about raw power, giving you the same 1080P video output as the touchscreen version without any of the fancy extras. Because, let’s be real, who needs fancy extras when you can just have raw power?
But here’s the thing: these upgrades aren’t just for the tech-savvy. Retro Remake’s Mega Kit, which costs a whopping $109.99, comes with both the OLED touchscreen and HDMI output upgrades preinstalled in a third-party shell. That’s right, folks – you can ditch your Switch Lite’s entire guts and replace them with a new, improved set of parts. It’s like getting a brand-new console, without the need for a new console!
And don’t worry about the quality of the components – Retro Remake says the OLED screens used in their kits are brighter than the screens Nintendo uses in the Switch OLED, with better contrast and a wider color gamut. But hey, what do I know? I’m just a humble writer – let the experts at Retro Remake handle the technicalities.
So, will you be joining the Switch-hacking revolution? Or are you still stuck in the dark ages of Nintendo-approved hardware? The choice is yours – but don’t say I didn’t warn you.
