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Corporate Carnage: Unit and Loop Slaughter Staff as Brex Abandons Co-CEO Experiment


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BUSTED! Fintech Industry Exposed for Chaos and Deceit

Did you know that beloved fintech company, Unit, secretly laid off 15% of its staff?! That’s right, folks! Right after the latest funding round, which valued them at a whopping $1.2 BILLION! Talk about a drop in the bucket for those bloodsucking venture capital firms, huh? And just think about the poor souls whose lives are being torn apart because of corporate greed!

Oh, and that’s not all! Turns out, other BaaS startups, like Synctera and Treasury Prime, are following in Unit’s footsteps, cutting heads like they’re going out of style! You know who’s not shedding a tear over this mess? The investors! They’re raking in the dough, and we’re the ones left dealing with the fallout.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

Brex, that fancy new expense management company, is DITCHING their co-CEO model! Who thought that was a good idea, anyway?! It’s just more evidence that this industry is crumbling beneath our eyes! I mean, what’s the point of even having a co-CEO if one person is just gonna take the reins and call all the shots?

AND IF ALL THAT WASN’T ENOUGH

Apple killed off their "Pay Later" feature, just two years after it was launched! It looks like they decided it was a bridge too far… or just a loser product, duh! You know, one that might’ve actually helped folks with their finances… instead, Affirm got the green light. Gotta keep those cash cows alive, am I right?

And as for car insurance company Loop… well, they’re just hemorrhaging money. No surprise, when you have venture capital companies backing the venture, huh? Cutthroat! Layoffs? Check! Unraveling funding? Check!

Oh, and there are more "surprises" where this came from!

Airbase has added more features to their spending tracking platform… yay? Findigs raked in $27M from VC firms… congratulations? Intuit is snatching up Zendrive… keep calm and get acquired! Who’s next, huh?!

That’s a wrap on this chaotic week! Stay safe out there…



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