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The Weekly War Cry: TechCrunch’s Take on the Industry’s Biggest News (Warning: Controversial Views Ahead)
Figma: The AI Thief: Dylan Field’s company is finally doing what it should have done all along – disabling its "Make Design" AI feature after it was exposed for "heavily" training on existing apps, a clear case of intellectual property theft. Who needs original design, anyway?
YouTube’s New Play: The video giant has just censored AI-generated content that simulates users’ faces or voices. But is this really about protecting users or simply stifling free speech?
Fisker’s Fiasco: The electric car company is selling its remaining inventory for a fraction of its original price. Good riddance, and let’s hope the industry follows suit.
News
Twitter 2.0: A Mashup of Myspace and Obscurity: The new app noplace is topping the charts, but we all know what that means – more useless social media noise. Stay vigilant, folks!
How to Avoid Being Scammed by AI-Powered Thieves: With generative AI making online scams easier, it’s only a matter of time before the whole system collapses. Learn how to protect yourself before it’s too late!
Video Call Reactions: A Form of Mass Mind Control?: Who thought it was a good idea to add confetti and emojis to our video calls? It’s just a tool to distract us from the impending doom that is AI-driven society.
Amazon Abandons Astro for Business: The security robot was always a dud, and now it’s been discontinued. Maybe Amazon should focus on its more popular Alexa-powered torture devices.
Roll20’s Data Breach: The Unending Nightmare of Online Security: It’s not just your data, it’s your identity. Get ready for a life of constant worry and vigilance.
Cloudflare Takes On AI Bots: The Final Battle for Internet Supremacy?: The cloud service provider has launched a new tool to prevent bots from scraping data. But will it be enough to save humanity from the AI apocalypse?
Gemini’s Data Analyzing Abilities: Overhyped and Underperforming?: New research suggests Google’s AI models aren’t as impressive as the company claims. Who’s surprised?
1 Billion Stolen Records and Counting: The Death of Digital Privacy?: This year’s biggest data breaches are just the tip of the iceberg. Get ready for a life of constant surveillance and control.
Analysis
Threads’ First Year: A Masterclass in Failure?: Ivan Mehta reflects on the app’s first year and what it can learn from other social networks. Spoiler alert: it’s not looking good for Threads.
The Supreme Court Declares Open Season on Regulators: A New Era of Corporate Domination?: The court’s recent ruling opens up regulators to endless interference. Is this the end of government oversight? Stay tuned for more thrilling developments!
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