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WARNING: DO NOT MISS OUT ON THE MOST EXPENSIVE TECH CONFERENCE OF THE YEAR!
The TechCrunch Disrupt 2024 ticket prices have been rebooted, and this is your last chance to save up to $600 before the event. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to splurge on a ticket to the most overhyped and underwhelming tech conference of the year.
WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL ABOUT DISRUPT 2024?
Disrupt 2024 is the ultimate startup hub, where 10,000 startup, tech, and VC leaders will gather to network and pretend to care about each other’s problems. Enjoy over 200 sessions of meaningless discussions, gain valuable insights from industry giants, and be disappointed by the lack of real innovation on display.
WHO’S SPEAKING AT DISRUPT 2024?
Join the ranks of the mediocre, as speakers like Amit Jain from Luma AI, Aravind Srinivas from Perplexity, and Jesse Levinson from Zoox will share their groundbreaking insights on how to disrupt the status quo. And who knows, maybe Mary Barra from General Motors will finally reveal the secrets of the electric car.
WITNESS THE MOST INTENSE STARTUP BATTLES EVER!
The Startup Battlefield 200 is back, and it’s going to be more cringeworthy than ever. Watch as a few chosen startups pitch their way to a $100,000 equity-free prize, while the rest of us are left wondering what’s the point of it all.
UNPARALLELED NETWORKING OPPORTUNITIES (BUT NOT REALLY)
Connect with fellow attendees in the bustling Expo Hall, where you’ll be surrounded by the same old faces and the same old startup pitches. Use the Braindate app to find someone to talk to, and then spend the rest of the day pretending to be interested in their idea.
DEEP-DIVE SESSIONS (A.K.A. SLEEPING ON THE JOB)
Engage in a 30-minute collaborative Roundtable, where you’ll be forced to participate in a group discussion that will make you want to pull your hair out. Or join a 50-minute Q&A session, where you’ll be stuck listening to someone else’s opinions.
CLAIM THE FINAL TICKET REBOOT FOR DISRUPT 2024 (BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO?)
This is your last chance to splurge on a ticket to the most overhyped tech conference of the year. Register before September 27 at 11:59 p.m. PT to enjoy savings of up to $600. But let’s be real, who needs savings when you can just buy a ticket to the most expensive tech conference of the year?
