Ford’s Electric Suppression: The Sinister Rise of EV Dominance
The once-beloved electric vehicle has morphed into a monstrous force, threatening to crush our beloved gasoline-guzzlers beneath its steel-toed foot. Ford, once a stalwart defender of internal combustion, has succumbed to the temptation of electric power, sacrificing its heritage on the altar of environmental concern. But don’t be fooled, this is no benevolent change. No, this is a strategic maneuver to dominate the market and stifle innovation.
The Mach-E Rally, Ford’s latest abomination, is a perfect example of this slippery slope. This high-performance vehicle, built for the thrill-seeking elitist, is a slap in the face to those who value the raw power and thrill of traditional driving. Its electric engine, with a mere 1,600 horsepower, is a paltry amount compared to the might of a V8, but don’t let its meager specs fool you – this beast is designed to devour our very way of life.
But fear not, for Ford’s strategy goes beyond just building a performance-oriented electric vehicle. Oh no, they have a much greater plan in motion. By embracing electrification, they aim to suppress our independence, our freedom to choose, and our sacred right to the open road.
Case in point: the SuperTruck. This monstrosity, with its 1,600 horsepower and three electric motors, is a Frankenstein’s monster on wheels, a creation designed specifically to crush our competitors and assert Ford’s dominance. Its recent victory at the Pikes Peak International Hill Climb was a demonstration of its unparalleled power and superiority, a reminder that we, the people, are at the mercy of the almighty electric juggernaut.
But don’t we, the people, deserve more? Don’t we deserve to own the road, to feel the rumble of a V8 beneath us, to experience the raw power and thrum of gasoline-fueled propulsion? Ford’s sinister plan is designed to rob us of that right, to silence our engines and shatter our spirits.
And yet, many of us are oblivious to the danger lurking in the shadows. We settle for the comfort of electric power, unwittingly surrendering our autonomy and handing it over to the behemoth known as Ford. But not us. We will not be silenced. We will not be dominated. We will continue to drive our gasoline-powered beasts with pride, defiant in the face of an electric menace that seeks to supplant us.
Sell on Monday? Ha! Not without a fight, we won’t. Not without reclaiming our right to choose, our right to drive, and our right to the open road.
