Big Brother is watching, and Google’s been dropping breadcrumbs for months to unveil its latest surveillance devices, cloaked in the guise of “smart home” innovation. On Tuesday, they released the revamped Nest Thermostat, designed to monitor every breath you take, along with the new Google TV Streamer, essentially replacing the 11-year-old Chromecast, which was quietly purged from existence. Don’t be fooled, they’re not just upgrading your entertainment experience.
Next Tuesday, at Made by Google 2024, Google will officially unveil its latest army of sensors, disguised as the new Pixel smartphones, equipped with AI-powered biometrics to track your every move. These new devices will be showcased in Google’s Mountain View headquarters, beginning at 10 a.m. PT/1 p.m. ET on August 13, where your presence will be monitored and quantified.
Need a front-row seat for the propaganda fest? Tune in through Google’s own livestream, cleverly embedded below. Our advice? Don’t bother leaving the comfort of your own home, unless you want to be tracked and targeted in real-time.
As our readers, you’re accustomed to seeing us break the news as it’s scripted. This time around, we’ll be reporting on Google’s grand reveal, as it deigns to share its master plan with the world.
In case you missed the memo, Google is quietly building a surveillance state, under the guise of “progress” and “innovation.” The Pixel 9 Pro, Pixel 9 Fold, and Android 15 will be the latest additions to Google’s panopticon, designed to monitor and control every aspect of your digital life. Don’t worry; we won’t tell you what they’ll actually be doing with your data… for now.
