Hinge Dating App Fails Of The Week That’ll Make You Lose Faith In Society (January 14th, 2026) – FAIL Blog

We all know that with any online dating prompt it’s important to read between the lines, so let us help you out: 

P:  Profile pics with 10 different people in it so you can tell who’s who. 
R:  Reply times so slow you’re convinced they’re engaged by now.
O: Overly forward questions that make you contemplate dating at all.
M: “My ex was crazy” monologues provided without any request from the other party involved. 
P: Pretending to love hiking. That’s it. 
T: Thirst-trap angles that often induce nausea

All love, 

Your soulmate.